The Walking Dead continues, on AMC with the third episode of season 2.
Read on for some splendid zombie action!
We left episode 1 with Carl taking a round in the chest after getting too close to a buck, in the woods. In episode 2, the survivors found another group, including a doctor, who are now working to get Carl off the critical list.
Episode 3 opens with Shane going all G.I. Jane and shaving his head in the shower.
I always knew that dude was a little “sensitive”. I think I’m going to start calling him “little miss sassy-pants”.
From there it cuts to a scene where Shane and Oits are running through the high school, trying to get away from the zombies, who are hot on their heels. Rick is telling a story in the background, about Shane stealing the principals car and causing a bunch of chickens to crap in it.
I think the point of the story is that Shane can run really fast or something. I wasn’t paying that much attention because it was about Shane and, let’s face it, he’s a bit of a dee-bag. That guy’s not allowed anywhere near me when the world goes to hell. If I even think I see him, I’m putting a round in his balls.
Andrea is loading up some magazines…I’m surprised old Dale will even let her touch a bullet. He’s been being a major league shit-head, too and I’m just about sick of him. Even in “doing the right thing” he still manages to make an ass of himself and someone needs to slap him in the neck until they knock some sense into him.
I’m going to say this, as a big certainty. Otis is more of a man than the majority of the other survivors will ever be. Dude’s a pimp, bottom line. If the zombie apocalypse ever comes, I want dudes like him in MY camp. Seriously, that sloppyfat prick has a set of man-apples on him that won’t quit. P I M P! Rick Grimes runs a close second on the “84 pound balls of solid steel” scale, I must say, but I think I may actually be in love with Otis.
T-Dog’s in shitty shape. That cut is nasty and, as we saw in episode 2, he’s got a nasty infection. Of course, Merle’s crotch-rot pills will help him but I can’t wonder if it’s going to be too late before they’re able to save him.
Daryl is cracking me up. He’s telling a story, which I won’t spoil, but let’s just say that it involves making himself a sandwich and his ass itching. I’m going to say it again – He’s turning in to a really strong character in the story now and I’m really glad to see it. Also, I think he’s going to end up banging Andrea. Lucky bastard.
I’m going to have roasted chicken and herb tortellini with garlic bread for dinner tonight and, chances are, you’re not which means my dinner kicks your dinner’s ass…Just sayin’.
As one would suspect, the staff of the show did an INCREDIBLE job of building up the suspense surrounding Carl’s injury and surgery.
As for the upcoming events, well…things have taken a really unexpected turn in the “OMGWTF” direction and are going to heat up in the upcoming weeks. Have a look at the full episode and see what’s going on, and what’s to come…that’s all I can tell you.
Until next week!