Comments on: Pickled Pigmy Peckers, L.A. Noire Is Finally Out!!! /gaming/2011/05/pickled-pigmy-peckers-l-a-noire-is-out/ Sat, 15 Jul 2017 19:01:00 +0000 hourly 1 By: Rob Morris /gaming/2011/05/pickled-pigmy-peckers-l-a-noire-is-out/#comment-2638 Tue, 17 May 2011 17:42:00 +0000 /?p=4195&post_type=games#comment-2638 aaahahahaha…Ladies and Gentlemen, the unfortunately-anally-widened-by-the-tweeners-whose-parents-wouldn’t-let-them-out-of-the-house-for-the-R*-party-because-they-might-have-accidentally-seen-some-tits Mr. Midnight is in the house.  He is, at this very moment, folded up under the counter at GS, sucking his thumb, sobbing violently and wishing he’d brought a 3rd change of draws with him, whilst soccer mom after frappuccino sipping soccer mom escorts their mouth-breathing megadork child up to the counter to pick up L.A. Noire and pre-order MW3 (because they’re giving away posters with the pre-order right now).

If we could all please lower our heads for a moment of silence.

]]> By: MIDNIGHT__21 /gaming/2011/05/pickled-pigmy-peckers-l-a-noire-is-out/#comment-2637 Tue, 17 May 2011 14:12:00 +0000 /?p=4195&post_type=games#comment-2637 Cheese grater. . check   silica sand with petrol jell .  .check  .  5 cups of coffee .   .   . . . . . . ……..ch chc h check.  MIDNIGHT getting cornholed by next day kiddies not allowed to come to the GS without parental to play 1940’s juice inducing sexy time rocksatr masterpiece . .  .  .priceless  oh yea btw  Heeeyyy ladies !  

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