Five Ways to Get Nicolas Cage to Star in Your Movie

#5 – Let Him Flip Out

The one thing as reliable as the tides is Nicolas Cage’s ability to flip out. Scientists are still trying to determine exactly how much Nicolas Cage’s emotional state affects gravity, weather and menstruation cycles. All we do know is that when Cage flips out, you’d better duck and cover.

Nicolas Cage calls his style of acting “Nouveau Shamanic.” He’s apparently writing a book about what Nouveau Shamanic actually means, but it’s clear that the operable word in there is “manic.”

Other actors may be content to play cool characters that recite clever one-liners, but that’s not Nicolas Cage. No, Nic loves to sink his teeth into a good flip-out scene, the nuttier the better. Give the man what he wants.

And that’s it! Now you know the secret to what makes Nicolas Cage choose his movie roles. Use it wisely, my friends.

Trust us – if you include at least three of these five simple elements, you’re practically guaranteed to get Nicolas Cage to star in your next movie. You’re welcome.