That’s right, kiddies. Our favorite extremist and master of hide and seek, Osama Bin Laden, is dead.
He is no more.
He’s given up the ghost.
He’s at room temperature…
Gone to meet his maker
Joined the choir invisible
President Obama will be addressing the nation shortly but news at this time is that he’s dead, we (The U.S.) have his body and he got raped by a predator drone.
I’m gonna have a beer!
Update : Seems he did NOT get raped by a predator drone but was shot dead by U.S. forces.