I’d say happy Mother’s Day to my own mother but she had a heart attack and died face down in a bowl of soup.
So…we at FleshEatingZipper would like to wish all the rest of the mothers out there a very happy Mother’s Day, 2011. For all of you we’ve banged, all of you we want to bang and all of you we’ll never get a chance to bang because you’re way too hot to ever talk to us, we wish you the very best. HOLY SHIT I HAVE A BIT OF RICE STUCK BETWEEN MY TEETH AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY!! ;OANPVU8APO8YGTFPOVFNLIA7TU;TLYGHA9I8TG;IBFNWVPOBTB