That’s right kiddies, it’s Nick’s 27th birthday, today. Everyone make sure you wish him a happy birthday so when he wakes up in the morning, hung-over with 80 proof pee in his pants, he’ll have something to read to take his mind off the fact that he got so drunk he soiled himself.
Hopefully not in front of some hot blonde he wanted to score birthday nook from.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NICK!!!