Ahhnold And The Predator Announce Separation

Posted by on May 9, 2011 at 10:11 pm

Usually, I’m not in to celebrity gossip but in this case, I had to “dish”.

After 25 years of marriage, former California Governor, 7 time Mr. Olympia and all around ultra bad-ass Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced that he and…uhm…The Predator…thing…have separated and are going to be evaluating their situation.

Mr. Schwarzenegger and…uhm…yeah…delivered this statement to the media;

“This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us. After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion and prayer, we came to this decision together. At this time, we are living apart while we work on the future of our relationship. We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives.”

In other news; Arnold’s wife, Maria Shriver, was photographed cleaning her choppers with a business card which, as we all know, is a capital offense in California.

So, I have to wonder…now that the original Mr. Badass is single again, how much vagina is he smashing? I bet it’s somewhere between a lot and a shitload.

Also, we have the Terminator reboot, with Arnold Schwarzenegger, to look forward to in the near future so it’s probably a good thing he’s not tied down any more.

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