We knew this was coming but I wasn’t as pumped to see the movie until I watched this teaser trailer. Sure, the first movie wasn’t really that great of a movie but you watch these movies because you are a god damn man and men like guns and explosions and shit like that. It’s just a teaser and they don’t really show off anything except GUNS, flash of actor, GUNS, GUNS. Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are back and may have bigger roles than their cameos this time. Also a couple other new faces are in the teaser like CHUCK NORRIS and JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME!
The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Lee Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren), Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time — six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way…
We have a long while until the movie is scheduled to release on August 17, 2012 but until then enjoy the teaser!