‘Ender’s Game’ Trailer Is Here: Pew Pew, Explosions, Etc.

Posted by on May 7, 2013 at 2:40 pm
Don't be sad, Ender.

Don’t be sad, Ender.

Guys, I don’t know anything about Ender’s Game. Okay, I do a little: it’s Halo. Rather, Halo riffed off it. Fine, I’ll look it up. Let’s see here. Holy crap, this book is almost as old as I am. Have they seriously been sitting on this super-important science-fiction property for that long? I mean, this is the reason people know who Orson Scott Card is, aside from the whole gay marriage thing, right? Well, whatever the case may be, that movie is finally here and they’ve got a trailer for it, so that’s all that matters.

Y’know, Summit/Lionsgate, I expect a parade of Academy Award-winning actors in your serious films, not a flashy science-fiction affair. I’ve got nothing against the movie, it looks very interesting, but seriously? Harrison Ford’s narration makes me wonder if he emotes anymore.

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