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Anders Behring Breivik – Mass Murderer and…Gamer?

Posted by on July 24, 2011 at 1:26 am

Anders Behring Breivik was a gamer.

Now he’s a mass murderer.

Read more, after the jump.

Anders Behring Breivik was a regular player of World Of Warcraft for a number of years. He says his WoW playing was a cover for his real favorite pass-time; Planning a shooting spree that would target innocent civilians.

Anders, 32, set off at least 1 bomb which killed 7 in Oslo and then proceeded to open fire, dressed as a police officer, at a youth camp on the small island of Utoya, killing another 85.

Normally, when psychos do their thing, they save the taxpayers a bunch of money and off themselves in the process but this particular weenie…I mean douchebag…I mean…PSYCHO is still alive and in police custody, where he has admitted to the bombings and the shootings.

Police have gotten ahold of a 1500 page manifesto written by Breivik wherein he carries on about Muslims and how he wants them dead. Apparently he’s an extreme right wing moron who thinks that anyone who doesn’t follow his particular beliefs should die. Which basically makes him a dick.

Also in the manifesto, as well as his diary, are entries about him using World of Warcraft as as excuse to disappear for long periods while either planning the killings or playing Modern Warfare 2 which he claims he used as a training simulator.

That’s right…Jack Thompson just blew in his shorts.

So now we have a psycho, idiot, world-class-asshole murderer who claims he used a first person shooter to “train” for his rampage. Yeah, that’s JUST what we needed.

OK, now that I’m finished being insensitive…We at FEZ would like to extend our sympathies to the families and loved ones of the victims of this unbelievably heinous act and would like to remind everyone out there that being a closed-minded jerk with a gun and a manifesto doesn’t make you right, it just makes you a closed-minded jerk.

Increase the peace!

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