Planetside 2 beta delayed?! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!
Well, according to John Smedley – President of Sony Online Entertainment – the beta of Planetside 2, which he had previously said *COULD* start as early as today (Monday, July 30th) or tomorrow, has been delayed and could be held off as long as Friday or next Monday, because they’re working to make things more awesome.
Let me tell you something; I played the Alpha at E3 and if it got much more awesome than that, I’d pee myself until my head exploded into a million flaming particles, streaking through time space at the speed of light…So, like…I don’t know what they’re doing but I’m a little scared at this point. I hate it when my head explodes like that.
I’ve been all up in the original Planetside, rejoining my NC brethren for a grand old time of busting caps in Terran Republic and Vanu Sovereignty scumbags and having a lot of fun doing it but I’m ready and absolutely aching for the beta to kick off so I can kill those aforementioned scumbags in slick, pretty, HD glory and then teabag them in higher resolution than ever before.
Because balls on their forehead lets them know they were bad.
Also, we have confirmation that the game will be completely free to play, for those of you who doubt us when we say so. Ready for it? Here it comes…
Yeah, that’s confirmation from the man himself. Don’t judge me!
So hang in there, kids. Beta is coming and will be here wicked soon. Not as soon as any of us would like but soon is better than…uhm…not soon…
And there you have it. Prepare for tea-bagging!