So there I was, tooling around the interwebs. Hit up some music over here. Scope out some porn over there, watch a YouTube video of a working, home made plasma pistol over-
WHAT?! A WORKING FUCKING PLASMA PISTOL?!
HOLY VINEGAR-DIPPED GOAT NUTS!
So, yeah…seems some fucking GOD figured out how to build a pistola that shoots balls of plasma and fucks shit up. In the video, we see him popping balloons, shooting holes through bits of plastic, BLASTING HOLES THROUGH FUCKING METAL and doing some work on bits of lumber.
Did I mention he BLASTED HOLES THROUGH FUCKING METAL!?
And here the best part…apparently, if you email him, he’ll build you one.
Did I mention he BLASTED HOLES THROUGH FUCKING METAL AND HE’LL BUILD YOU ONE IF YOU EMAIL HIM?!
So apparently the freaking laser works on rechargeable lithium ion batteries and will get up to 50 shots per charge. That’s some serious plasma cap-busting!
Yeah, I think we’re going to have to buy one or ten of those for the staff here at FEZ so we can have plasma wars around the office.
Now, on with the video.
Fuck paintball…and sniper rifles.