I’ve come upon the knowledge that a Japanese company called Suidobashi Heavy Industries is going to kill all of us with giant robots. That isn’t to say that they are going to do the killing directly but they are making the robots, which are available for purchase by the public, and the robots are going to end up doing the murders.
Before you laugh or spend any time at all thinking I’m making a funny, I’m not joking. This company is building 12 foot tall, 10 foot wide, 10,000 pound robots which you can ride in and have custom built, equipped with Gatling cannons and rocket launchers.
Who thought THAT was a good idea?
So, I have a couple of videos here which were made by the manufacturer, then a third which was made by me as I’m customizing my robot for order.
Again, I want to stress to you that this isn’t something I’m making up or hallucinating. I have not even had a single beer today.
Check out the videos.
And here’s the video of me building the custom robot. Notice that there’s a bullet-proof shield option and the cockpit has options for leather seats and a drink holder, which I suppose makes sense. If you’re going to go off on a killing rampage inside a 12 foot tall robot, you want to make sure you’re safe and comfy while doing it, right? They’ll help keep you smiling so those guns never stop mowing down civilians!