My Slim Jim wasn’t the only thing to snap early this Friday morning. Yes, it’s sad to report that “Macho Man” Randy Savage has indeed died from a car accident. Sources say the vehicle jumped a median and ‘stinger splashed’ into a tree. His wife, who was with the 58 year old ex-wrestler, was injured but will survive. Florida High Patrol says the outcome would have been different if he had used his signature ‘Texas pile driver’ on the tree but others disagree due to it being banned from the WWE because, if done incorrectly, it can break necks– plus, they aren’t in Texas.