It all began with a video titled “Shit Girls Say“. Much like a bad case of herpes started in a dormitory at Arizona State University, the video spread across the entire interwebs in less than a week. Not too soon after the video went viral, multiple spin-offs were created by different people for different people. You’ll notice every video starts off with the person titled saying unintelligent, repetitive, yet endearing things that’ll make you say laugh, cry or close the window. Most fall flat but with some investigating and several shots of Johnnie Walker, we here at FleshEatingZipper found the top 5 shit people say videos!
1. Shit Black Girls Say – It’s like the original but with more sass.
2. Shit Asian Dads Say – A stereotypically hilarious rendition.
3. Shit New Yorkers Say – Might as well include hipsters in this one.
4. Shit Cyclists Say – I’m not into cycling but I’ve heard many athletes say similar shit.
5. Shit Nobody Says – No shit.
I think it’s safe to say that (almost) every single facet of the original video has been milked. It can be painful to watch someone who truly believes that their “shitty” short is funny. Oh well. Now that you’ve seen the best, we’ll just have to wait for the next internet sensation to flood your news feed on Facebook.