I had the opportunity to play the Xbox One’s version of Zumba Fitness World Party and I’m not ashamed to admit this factoid. It was also fun to make an ass out of myself in front of everyone.
The lesson to learn here folks is that Zumba is for men, too. I’m not sure where the idea that it’s just for women came from but it certainly is not. I mean, look at my glorious hip movements. That’s art and fitness mixed into one – fartness. Trust me, with fartness, women will flock to you. Your significant other will find you more attractive with dem hip movements.
Is the Kinect 2 more accurate than it’s predecessor? At the end of my session, I was given 3 stars and the Zumba lady next to me 4. So the answer is obviously no. Duh.