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Fat, Sick, Or Nearly Dead? Well, Do We Have A Documentary For You!

Posted by: on April 8, 2013 at 7:33 pm
Fat, Sick, Or Nearly Dead? Well, Do We Have A Documentary For You!

YOU need to check this out.

Like the standard American, we’re pretty soft around the mid-section here at The FEZ Palace. Being fat is something quaint (and something to be picked on for) growing up, but in adulthood, obesity can lead to some pretty drastic health issues. Joe Cross nearly died because of his weight, but he found a solution: juicing. This is his story.

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FEZ PRO SHO: Week #14, 2013

Posted by: on April 6, 2013 at 9:38 pm
FEZ PRO SHO: Week #14, 2013

Stupid nuclear power plants!

Keith’s chair is sadly vacant this week as he’s off touring the country in support of his latest book “I Support My Local FEZ”, but back at The FEZ Palace, Kelly, N and Rob sit back and discuss civilian drones, whether we’ll ever come back to SimCity, and Bitcoins!

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BioShock Infinite (PC/Xbox 360) Staff Review: A Sky Full Of Dreams

Posted by: on April 1, 2013 at 7:33 am
BioShock Infinite (PC/Xbox 360) Staff Review: A Sky Full Of Dreams

It looks like the pile of gold IGN gave up to get this exclusive paid off.

The release of BioShock Infinite was a big event around the FEZ Palace. After a long, five year wait since the debut of the original game (which isn’t to badmouth BioShock 2), it’s a rush to finally see Ken Levine’s new idealistic shooter land in our laps. As such, we’ve decided to do something new and give a staff review of the game. Cody and I sat down for a discussion on BioShock Infinite and wound up with a mutual score. The following review is the result in a chat-style format. We’ve also marked out spoilers, like this one, which is actually safe: they should only be read if you’ve beat the game.

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FEZ Week In Review: Week 13, 2013: SimCity Highways, Battlefield 4, BioShock Infinite

Posted by: on March 29, 2013 at 6:55 pm
FEZ Week In Review: Week 13, 2013: SimCity Highways, Battlefield 4, BioShock Infinite

Next stop: April!

FEZ Week In Review is a series where we go over the stories that mattered most to you in the past seven days, whether gaming, tech, entertainment or otherwise, we bring them together for you to view in one quick glance!

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FleshEatingZipper – #011 – Mad House

Posted by: on March 25, 2013 at 3:40 pm

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FEZ: FleshEatingZipper Needs Your Help!

Posted by: on March 18, 2013 at 8:22 am
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FEZ: FleshEatingZipper Needs Your Help!

A message from the FleshEatingZipper staff.

Hey all!

2013 is turning into a huge year for FleshEatingZipper. Just this month, we brought on our first employee full-time in an experimental position, which sounds like a pipe dream to our 2011 selves. What was once a bi-weekly chat on Skype amongst friends talking about games expanded into something far bigger, far more than the sum of its parts. We’re growing, but in order to keep doing what we’re doing – and hopefully expand! – we need your help to spread the word of FleshEatingZipper. We just can’t do it on our own.

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Coors Light Brings Together Six World-Class Athletes to Test the First-Ever Cold Activated Skis

Posted by: on February 20, 2013 at 8:23 pm
Coors Light Brings Together Six World-Class Athletes to Test the First-Ever Cold Activated Skis

Dat cold activated bottle!

Coors Light is my beer of choice. Maybe it’s because I like to show some local pride (Coors is in Golden, CO), the fact that they have the best beer technology or maybe it’s because it just the best beer out there. Let’s go with all three. Read the rest of this article…

Gears of War: Judgement, March 19th, Pre-Order it Now!

Posted by: on February 4, 2013 at 10:03 pm
Gears of War: Judgement, March 19th, Pre-Order it Now!

You know what this is!

$5 to whomever correctly guesses the above screen shot. I’m just kidding, if you didn’t know that was Gears of War, then you shouldn’t be a gamer. Now that we’re on the subject of games and more specifically Gears of War, let’s talk about Gear of War: Judgment. You know, the prequel to the other games in the series and follows around Lt. Damon Baird and the Kilo squad. What am I telling you for, you already know and are pumped for it! Read the rest of this article…

FleshEatingZipper Is On Winter Break

Posted by: on December 23, 2012 at 10:51 pm
FleshEatingZipper Is On Winter Break

Look at this tree while we plan our escape!

Hey all! Just like you, we’re taking this next week to not post a whole lot of content. Rest assured, we will be back for a few last days before beginning anew in the new year! We’ll have a few articles up during our standard work week, but otherwise, we look forward to sharing lots more stories and content and fetishes and survival guides and reviews on the other side. Enjoy your holiday as we plan to enjoy ours!

Be The Better Man With Conair

Posted by: on December 20, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Be The Better Man With Conair

Yeah, what that caption says…

Hey, all you men reading this, pay close attention. Movember has been over for almost a month now and I know you’ve been lazy and haven’t shaved; or in my case, trimmed. See I don’t grow very much facial hair (That doesn’t make me any less of a man though!). Conair has a wide range of gear just for us men. Ladies, pay attention too because you can pick your man up something if he is looking shaggy. Read the rest of this article…