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Like the standard American, we’re pretty soft around the mid-section here at The FEZ Palace. Being fat is something quaint (and something to be picked on for) growing up, but in adulthood, obesity can lead to some pretty drastic health issues. Joe Cross nearly died because of his weight, but he found a solution: juicing. This is his story.
Keith’s chair is sadly vacant this week as he’s off touring the country in support of his latest book “I Support My Local FEZ”, but back at The FEZ Palace, Kelly, N and Rob sit back and discuss civilian drones, whether we’ll ever come back to SimCity, and Bitcoins!
The release of BioShock Infinite was a big event around the FEZ Palace. After a long, five year wait since the debut of the original game (which isn’t to badmouth BioShock 2), it’s a rush to finally see Ken Levine’s new idealistic shooter land in our laps. As such, we’ve decided to do something new and give a staff review of the game. Cody and I sat down for a discussion on BioShock Infinite and wound up with a mutual score. The following review is the result in a chat-style format. We’ve also marked out spoilers, like this one, which is actually safe: they should only be read if you’ve beat the game.
FEZ Week In Review is a series where we go over the stories that mattered most to you in the past seven days, whether gaming, tech, entertainment or otherwise, we bring them together for you to view in one quick glance!
2013 is turning into a huge year for FleshEatingZipper. Just this month, we brought on our first employee full-time in an experimental position, which sounds like a pipe dream to our 2011 selves. What was once a bi-weekly chat on Skype amongst friends talking about games expanded into something far bigger, far more than the sum of its parts. We’re growing, but in order to keep doing what we’re doing – and hopefully expand! – we need your help to spread the word of FleshEatingZipper. We just can’t do it on our own.
Coors Light is my beer of choice. Maybe it’s because I like to show some local pride (Coors is in Golden, CO), the fact that they have the best beer technology or maybe it’s because it just the best beer out there. Let’s go with all three. Read the rest of this article…
$5 to whomever correctly guesses the above screen shot. I’m just kidding, if you didn’t know that was Gears of War, then you shouldn’t be a gamer. Now that we’re on the subject of games and more specifically Gears of War, let’s talk about Gear of War: Judgment. You know, the prequel to the other games in the series and follows around Lt. Damon Baird and the Kilo squad. What am I telling you for, you already know and are pumped for it! Read the rest of this article…
Hey all! Just like you, we’re taking this next week to not post a whole lot of content. Rest assured, we will be back for a few last days before beginning anew in the new year! We’ll have a few articles up during our standard work week, but otherwise, we look forward to sharing lots more stories and content and fetishes and survival guides and reviews on the other side. Enjoy your holiday as we plan to enjoy ours!
Hey, all you men reading this, pay close attention. Movember has been over for almost a month now and I know you’ve been lazy and haven’t shaved; or in my case, trimmed. See I don’t grow very much facial hair (That doesn’t make me any less of a man though!). Conair has a wide range of gear just for us men. Ladies, pay attention too because you can pick your man up something if he is looking shaggy. Read the rest of this article…