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Sponsored: Windows Phone Returns With New “Meet Your Match” Challenges

Posted by: on November 29, 2012 at 11:41 pm
Sponsored: Windows Phone Returns With New “Meet Your Match” Challenges

Don’t fight. See why now’s the time to switch to the Windows Phone Nokia Lumia 920: Engadget Reader’s Choice Smartphone of the Year. Read the rest of this article…

The Story of Megan Fox’s Hidden Passion from Acer Aspire

Posted by: on November 16, 2012 at 11:35 am
The Story of Megan Fox’s Hidden Passion from Acer Aspire

Megan Fox could sell me headlight fluid.

Behind Megan Fox’s impossibly, almost absurdly attractive exterior, lies a deep love of marine biology. Watch her as she explores the beautiful world of the dolphin and, frankly, makes it even more beautiful. See how the Acer Aspire S7 Ultrabook helped transform Megan Fox. Read the rest of this article…

The Next Big Thing is Already Here – Samsung Galaxy S III

Posted by: on October 11, 2012 at 2:03 pm
The Next Big Thing is Already Here – Samsung Galaxy S III

Recycling images? Say it isn’t so!

Remember last month when we wrote about Samsung’s “The Next Big This is Already Here” campaign and how they were back this year with it just like last year? Well Samsung really wants you to know that the next big thing is already here, and that it’s a Samsung Galaxy S III. So much in fact they are paying us to let you know that the next big thing is already here. Did I mention that it’s the Galaxy S III from Samsung? Read the rest of this article…

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Posted by: on September 19, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Save Water With AXE By Showerpooling

Posted by: on September 10, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Save Water With AXE By Showerpooling

AXE, not only do they make you smell good with their extensive live of body washes and boy sprays, they are also very eco-friendly. So eco-friendly in fact they have come up with a great idea to save on water. This isn’t a boring way of saving water like turning off the sink while you brush your teeth or putting a bottle in the top of the toilet to save on water every time you flush. No this way is more simpler and very enjoyable. Read the rest of this article…

From The Forums… WHO NEEDS A BASS DROP RIGHT NOW?!?!

Posted by: on September 3, 2012 at 8:45 pm
From The Forums… WHO NEEDS A BASS DROP RIGHT NOW?!?!

You need more dubstep.

Short of dubstep this morning? Want to contribute? Then hop on over to the thread below and share in the wub!

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Goodbye, TeamXbox: The Staff Of FleshEatingZipper Remembers You

Posted by: on August 17, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Goodbye, TeamXbox: The Staff Of FleshEatingZipper Remembers You

Before there was FEZ, there was TXB.

IGN recently announced that it would be closing several of its smaller sites on Friday, amongst them being TeamXbox, one of the first tentpoles for the Xbox community. To understand our relationship to TeamXbox and its forums (which will remain open for the time being) is to understand how FleshEatingZipper came into being. Our editors chip in their thoughts on its closure after twelve years of operation and millions of wonderful memories.

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Toshiba Wants You To Be The Star Of Their New Web Series, The Beauty Inside!

Posted by: on July 30, 2012 at 8:28 am
Toshiba Wants You To Be The Star Of Their New Web Series, The Beauty Inside!

Could you imagine waking up every day in a new body? You’re still the same soul inside, but the shell is different. Now imagine if you were voiced over by the smooth Topher Grace and went to fell in love with Mary Winstead (OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG)? Now imagine that person is you.

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Joel McHale And Ryan Seacrest Bring You The 2013 Ford Fusion… Documentary!

Posted by: on July 24, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Joel McHale And Ryan Seacrest Bring You The 2013 Ford Fusion… Documentary!

FUSION I SAY!

The 2013 Ford Fusion is one sexy car and I’m not saying that because I’m being paid to (we definitely are), but the Fusion is a genuine looker. Borrowing a lot from the old Aston Martin bloodline they used to own, it looks vicious and now comes in hybrid (like its sister, the Focus) and plug-in hybrid models. To promote it, Ford has brought together Joel McHale, Ryan Seacrest, an absolutely adorable assistant, and a hundred cars Ford Fusions. Read the rest of this article…

Remember How Much You Love Wheat Thins? We’re Letting You Know Again!

Posted by: on June 25, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Remember How Much You Love Wheat Thins? We’re Letting You Know Again!

Back in March we told you how much you love Wheat Thins but we don’t think you really get how much you really love Wheat Thins so we want to tell you again. Cottage cheese goes great with Wheat Thins but do you know what else goes great with Wheat Thins? Read the rest of this article…