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Why Did it Take Me So Long to Discover How I Met Your Mother?
I’ve heard of this show way before now but I never watched it until a few weeks ago. Why is that? The simple answer, CBS. For the longer version, we will have to go back a few years. In 2005 when the show came out I wasn’t watching much TV but rather playing games and trying to run a small business. I was also young being only two years out of high school. I probably wouldn’t have liked it to much then either. Read the rest of this article…
Brisksaber for iOS & Android Review
How fun can a game made to pretty much promote a product be? Pretty fun, in fact I wanted to do this review a few days ago but I’ve been busy playing Brisksaber and have finally made myself write this! Brisksaber is Fruit Ninja but Star Wars themed. Read the rest of this article…
Stephen Colbert for President?
I just got an email from what used to be Stephen Colbert’s super PAC, Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow. And I say what used to be because he just handed over the reins to Jon Stewart and it’s been renamed The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. Yeah, because Stephen Colbert is probably going to run for president of the United States out of South Carolina, his home state. Read the rest of this article…
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Trailer, Need I Say More?
I’m a little torn here, part of me is like oh how cool and funny is that a Star Wars porno and the other part of me is like I don’t need a story line while I’m masturbating, just show me the boobs! From Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun, the same guy who directed other classic porn parodies such as Batman XXX and Spiderman XXX cums Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (I think that legally has to be in their, lulz). You know I’ll probably still check it out, I mean I’m a professional film critic so… Read the rest of this article…
SOPA Protest Gaining Ground, reddit and The Entire Cheezburger Network (Us Too) Going Dark January 18th
A few days ago reddit announced that it will be going dark on January 18th from 8am to 8pm EST in protest of SOPA and if you don’t know what SOPA is check this out. Ben Huh today said via Twitter that they will also be going dark in protest of SOPA and we have also decided that we will be going dark that day as well. Read the rest of this article…
Windows Phone Proves it’s Faster Than Other Phones at CES 2012
Ben the PC guy went to CES to challenge other phones to a speed competition to prove that Windows Phones are faster than the competition. The challenges were simple post to Facebook the fastest, take a photo and upload to Twitter that fastest, identify a song the fastest, etc. If Windows Phone lost the challenger would receive $100, but if you lose then you have to say that you just got smoked by a Windows Phone. Read the rest of this article…
Intel Shows Off DirectX 11 But Not Really
Yeah so this is pretty bad. At CES Intel was trying to show off DirectX 11 for Ultrabooks by showing a racing demo, cool stuff right? They got a steering wheel hooked up and everything then he hit play, huh? They thought they were being pretty slick after pretending to drive then eventually saying that he can drive without hands because they are actually playing it backstage. Right, using VLC media player to play it back stage… Take a look at the for yourself. Read the rest of this article…
Call of Duty Elite iOS App Released
Yeah boy! This was one of the coolest features of the Elite service, the app! The app allows you to view your career summary, recent matches, track challenges and even modify your classes. Right now it’s available for iPhone and iPod Touch users but next week an Android version will be released. The app looks nice, very responsive and easy to use. Take a look at my pathetic stats and more screen shots below. Read the rest of this article…
Feeling a Little Nostalgic? Cure it with The Restart Page
This nifty little piece of the web lets you remember the restart process of a bunch of operating systems, seriously. I never thought in a million years I would want to sit through watching Windows 3.1 boot up but I did it twice just now. I’ve never seen the Next OS boot process until tonight either. This feels like it is perfectly timed also and includes startup sounds! I’ve got this huge grin on my face as I watch these and remember them perfectly! Read the rest of this article…
Microsoft’s Newly Awarded Patent Helps You Avoid The Hood
Microsoft was recently awarded a new pedestrian GPS patent that will give you options like avoiding rain, high traffic places, the ghetto, only indoor routes, etc. Whoa, hold on there Microsoft, the what? Here’s how Microsoft explains it. Read the rest of this article…
