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Dexter Season 7 Episode 5 Recap – “Swim Deep”

Posted by: on October 29, 2012 at 8:08 pm
Dexter Season 7 Episode 5 Recap – “Swim Deep”

Man it feels good to be a serial killa.

It’s hard out here for a serial killer. In this week’s episode of Dexter, it seems as if everyone is on Dexter’s tail. Our favorite serial killer has cops, crazy hit men and even hot chicks circling him. In this spoilerific recap of episode “Swim Deep,” we learn that there’s only so much that Dexter and his sister Deb can do to protect his secret.

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Dexter Season 7 Episode 4 Recap – “Run”

Posted by: on October 22, 2012 at 8:08 pm
Dexter Season 7 Episode 4 Recap – “Run”

Serial killing is serious business.

When we left our hero last week, Dexter had just saved his sister Deb from yet another serial killer. Dexter had high hopes to bring his sister around to the idea that killing serial killers is not only a worthwhile use of his time, but a way to make the world a better place. Deb, however, is a stubborn one. She’s going to take more convincing. Read on for the spoilerific recap of last night’s episode “Run.”

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Dexter Season 7 Episode 3 Recap – “Buck The System”

Posted by: on October 15, 2012 at 6:54 pm
Dexter Season 7 Episode 3 Recap – “Buck The System”

Open wide, Blondie.

We’re back with another recap of Showtime’s killer serial Dexter. The moral of today’s episode is: A Serial Killer Can’t Change His Spots. Blood spots, that is. If you want to see Dexter kill a bunch of random people (in his mind), plus weirdly flirt with Yvonne Strahovski from NBC’s Chuck, then this is the episode for you.

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Dexter Season 7 Episode 2 Recap – “Sunshine and Frosty Swirl”

Posted by: on October 8, 2012 at 7:41 pm
Dexter Season 7 Episode 2 Recap – “Sunshine and Frosty Swirl”

It’s okay, sis. I only kill BAD people.

Ah, Family. The source of so much anger and frustration. If you have siblings or kids, then you’ve heard the fighting and tattling. “Mom, Sally is on my side!” “Dad, Tommy hit me!” Well, after this week’s Dexter episode, Dexter’s sister Deborah surely has the most legitimate sibling complaint of them all. “Mom, Dexter is a serial killer!” Read on for a spoilerific recap of the episode.

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Zynga Shares Fall After Q3 Loss

Posted by: on October 5, 2012 at 8:32 pm
Zynga Shares Fall After Q3 Loss

It’s a doggy dog world.

If you’re like me, then you probably hate those obnoxious game-related messages from your friends that clutter up your Facebook feed. “Sam just found this pointless virtual object!” “Gary needs your help in this silly game!” Well, I won’t go so far as to call it Karma, but Zynga – the company behind a lot of that spam – just took a big stock hit after announcing a Q3 loss this week.

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Xbox Music Launching In Late October

Posted by: on October 4, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Xbox Music Launching In Late October

All Xbox. All Music. All the time.

October is a big month for Microsoft. Redmond has a new operating system on the horizon, new Windows phones to launch, Surface tablets to sell, and a new Xbox dashboard update to push out. Amid all the hoopla, let’s not forget about little ol’ Xbox Music, Microsoft’s rebrand of Zune. Set to officially launch on October 26th, Xbox Music will offer free ad-supported music streaming, among other things.

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Nokia Takes a Colorful Swipe at Apple in New Ad

Posted by: on October 3, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Nokia Takes a Colorful Swipe at Apple in New Ad

Yellow is the new black.

Nokia has joined Samsung and other smartphone makers in cracking wise about Apple’s mama. In the following animated ad released yesterday on YouTube, Nokia pretty much calls Apple’s base of über loyal iPhone users a bunch of soulless drones. Yeah, that’s a HUGE stretch, I know.

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HBO Renews Boardwalk Empire, Loves Gangsters

Posted by: on October 2, 2012 at 7:30 pm
HBO Renews Boardwalk Empire, Loves Gangsters

Actually, you can… if they cut you in half.

Sometimes, it seems as if we create laws just so we can make TV shows about people violently breaking those laws, all for our entertainment. Such is the case with Boardwalk Empire, the Prohibition-era crime drama starring the adorably snaggle-toothed Steve Buscemi.

If you’re one of those people who loves to get down and dirty with dramatized period crime shows, then rejoice. HBO has just renewed Boardwalk Empire for a fourth season.

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Dexter Season 7 Episode 1 Recap – “Are You…?”

Posted by: on October 1, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Dexter Season 7 Episode 1 Recap – “Are You…?”

It’s not what it looks like. I was just giving him a massage…

Now he’s done it. Ol’ Dexter has gone and gotten himself into a real jam.

Dexter Season 7 Episode 1 aired last night on Showtime (if you didn’t see it, you still can). Titled “Are You…” the episode starts strong and never lets up. It looks like the show is back to form in a big way, laying the groundwork for a suspenseful season.

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Dexter Season 7 Premieres Tonight

Posted by: on September 30, 2012 at 1:26 pm
Dexter Season 7 Premieres Tonight

It’s cool. I kill people.

Tonight’s the night. Grab your knives and plastic wrap, kids, because Season 7 of Dexter premieres tonight on Showtime at 9pm ET/PT.

If you caught the Season 6 finale (and if you didn’t, stop reading now because, you know, SPOILERS AHEAD), then you know that the show turned a major corner in the last few seconds of the final episode.

Season 6 of Dexter was pretty lackluster compared to past seasons, but the show redeemed itself with the revelation that…

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