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Jack’s Back! LOLZ!

Posted by: on March 18, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Jack’s Back! LOLZ!

Disbarred-for-LIFE former anti-video-game lawyer Jack Thompson is at it again, threatening people about violent video games.

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AMD – DirectX SUCKS (Too Much Overhead, That Is)

Posted by: on March 18, 2011 at 9:25 pm
AMD – DirectX SUCKS (Too Much Overhead, That Is)

The CPU / GPU Developer and owner of Radeon (formerly ATI) has gone on the record saying that the DirectX API is the source of many a woe in the game developers world.

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Gears Of War 3 Beta Starts Tomorrow For Bulletstorm Epic Owners

Posted by: on March 17, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Gears Of War 3 Beta Starts Tomorrow For Bulletstorm Epic Owners

Editor’s note: Ok…I’m a huge fucking noob and sunk my teeth into a rumor. I followed that up with a colossal misreading of a news post and a high school girl sized dose of over-excitement and made a booboo. The beta starts on APRIL 18th and 25th.

I’d say “so sue me” but you might so…Sorry folks! I’m a douche!

Read on and insert the correct dates, in your mind.

-Rob

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yeah! If you purchased the Epic version or Bulletstorm, you’ll be playing the Gears of War 3 beta in a matter of hours.

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Game Review: Homefront – With Gameplay Video

Posted by: on March 16, 2011 at 12:59 am
Game Review: Homefront – With Gameplay Video

Earlier this week we reported about the complaints regarding the advertising for Homefront, found on youtube. The game released today and I had a chance to sit down and play it as well as create a gameplay video, with commentary.

Review and video after the jump!

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Japanese Nuclear Power Plant Meltdowns – Why we’re all NOT going to die.

Posted by: on March 13, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Japanese Nuclear Power Plant Meltdowns – Why we’re all NOT going to die.

The above image is pretty scary, showing a fallout effect that would have everyone from California to West Texas dying in the streets.
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Fez Am Sad

Posted by: on March 11, 2011 at 10:41 am
Fez Am Sad

Our hearts go out to the families and friends of the victims of today’s earthquakes in Japan.

For those who may have missed the news, today, Japan has been struck with a major earthquake and numerous aftershocks.

The main earthquake hit a magnitude of 8.9, which is reported by many news agencies to be the strongest earthquake in Japan’s history.

Since then, aftershocks have hit magnitudes as high as 7.1.

The big quake, which happened off the coast of Honshu, unleashed a tsunami which traveled inland as far 3 miles.

At this time it is thought that the number of casualties may be over 1000, with many more feared dead.

We at FleshEatingZipper would like to extend our most sincere condolences to everyone who has been and will be touched by this tragedy and would ask that everyone who can take the time to donate to the red cross in an effort to help with relief.

Thank you all and the best of luck to Japan.

PROTIP: Charlie Sheen Isn’t Really Dead But You Just Got Pwnt lolz!

Posted by: on March 10, 2011 at 7:00 pm
PROTIP: Charlie Sheen Isn’t Really Dead But You Just Got Pwnt lolz!

Yep. If you clicked on one of those video links on facebook, you opened up a box of whoop-ass on yourself!

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Movie Review: Death Of A Ghost Hunter

Posted by: on March 7, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Movie Review: Death Of A Ghost Hunter

Having a bit of an interest in scary movies and freaky ghost stories, I sat down to watch this 2007 indy release which was a selection at the Phoenix Film Festival and won the 2007 New York City Horror Film Festival award for best screenplay.

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Mass Effect 2 Collectible Figures Future Is Unclear

Posted by: on March 7, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Mass Effect 2 Collectible Figures Future Is Unclear

With the first run of action figures set for release in April, future releases of the collectibles may or may not come to pass.

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