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Shadowrun Online Kickstarter Nearing Completion – Needs Your Help!
Insert funds, Get Shadowruns. It’s that simple.
The kickstarter for Shadowrun online has less than 24 hours left and they need you’re help. They’ve raised about 75% of the funds they were looking for and are making a huge push to pull in that last quarter. Check out the release, below, and get on this one. IT’S SHADOWRUN, DUDES!!!
Kalypso Media Announces Alien Spidy – A New Platformer With Bite
Flying saucers full of spiders? Yikes!
See what I did there? Kalypso Media dropped us a press release today, in which they showed us their upcoming platformer called Alien Spidy, a side-scrolling festival of 8 legged goodness which, to me, looks amazing!
“Jane-Doe” Sought For Child Pornography
Have you seen this woman? If so, call the cops. NOW!
There exists, in this world, a lot of really horrible things and really horrible people. Some of the bad things I can think of are having your air conditioner go out in the middle of a heatwave, getting hit in the testicles with a 2 iron, cutting your finger while you’re slicing lemons and NBC’s coverage of the Olympics.
Some of the bad people I can think of are Osama Bin Laden, Josef Mengele, Ted Bundy and the person who plans Nintendo’s press briefings.
Of all of the bad people I can think of in the world, though, none of them strike me as being the kind of worthless, scandalous, in need of being found and arrested NOW, scumbag pictured above.
Rising Cities – Because Facebook Spam SUCKS
I get to build a city without pissing people off? AWESOME! I hope all MY Facebook friends will switch!
Ever want to be able to sit down and build a bustling city without having to bug your facebook friends to the point that they’re about to stab you in the face with a shrimp fork? Well, you’re finally in luck with the launch of Rising Cities – A free to play urban development game which has just entered open beta at www.risingcities.com
Allods Online: New Horizons Launches Today
Allods Online : New Horizons
Gala Networks Europe today announced the new update for its MMORPG “Allods Online” was to launch today. Allods Online : New Horizons will be bringing in 8 new Allods, player referral bonuses which are set to start shortly after New Horizons goes live, a new quick-start client and many more features.
Read on for details and for a look at the launch trailer.
SOE Launches Planetside 2 Beta, Releases Another Command Center Video
OMG BETA IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11ONE1!ELEVEN
That’s right, kids…the Planetside 2 beta has been launched and folks from all over the world have started getting their invitational emails, instructing them where to go and what to do, to get their hands on the beta client and start playing.
While not everyone with priority keys has gotten their invite at this point, Sony Online Entertainment is rolling them out as quickly as possible. This is a time consuming and laborious process and with so many people waiting to get their fingers into the beta, time gets eaten up pretty quickly.
Planetside 2 Beta To Start Monday, Aug 6th Around 2 PM PST
3 days to beta! YIPPEE!
Yep, it’s “official”. The Planetside 2 beta is set to begin on the sixth of August at around 2pm Pacific Standard Time…just in time for me to not go crazy and start running naked through the streets with a half-plucked chicken gorilla taped to my head.
As Predicted, SWTOR Is Going Free To Play
SWTOR is going free-to-play. This is not the game you’re looking for.
Months ago, I predicted SWTOR would end up having to go free to play if EA and Bioware didn’t get their act together and sort things out. Yesterday, I wrote an article detailing how I think World of Warcraft has gone a long way toward ruining MMO gaming (to the disdain of many fanboys) and it seems that I’m just scoring bullseyes all over the place.
World Of Warcraft – How It Has Almost Killed MMO Gaming
We, the jury, find the defendant GUILTY of the attempted murder of MMO Games!
World Of Warcraft, the MMO Juggernaut which was created by Blizzard all those years ago is one of the most successful video games in history and is, without doubt, the most successful MMO – or Massively Multiplayer Online – game in existence.
Challengers for the title have come and gone over the years but none of them have managed to come close to taking the belt. This is because World of Warcraft has gone a long way toward destroying MMORPG’s.
Ok, Yeah, So…We’re Pretty Much All Dead.
Yep…we’re all screwed.
I’ve come upon the knowledge that a Japanese company called Suidobashi Heavy Industries is going to kill all of us with giant robots. That isn’t to say that they are going to do the killing directly but they are making the robots, which are available for purchase by the public, and the robots are going to end up doing the murders.
