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New Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Fulfills Hype

Posted by: on November 14, 2012 at 10:25 am
New Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Fulfills Hype

We’re bouncing now.

Rockstar released its second Grand Theft Auto V trailer this morning. If anything, it sheds more light into who you will be playing as. It also shows that you can set any song to a GTA trailer and still be bad ass.

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Silicon Knights Ordered To Destroy Games, Finally

Posted by: on November 12, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Silicon Knights Ordered To Destroy Games, Finally

Too Bad

As if by some miracle, Silicon Knights will be removing their current games from the shelves. What? Let’s be honest, you’ve probably never played a game developed by them. All of their projects to date have been nothing but giant whiskey-dicked flops. The crew behind Silicon Knights aren’t destroying their games because they want to, although I’m sure it’s been on their to-do list for awhile.

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Hands Off That Razor, It’s No Shave November/Movember!

Posted by: on November 1, 2012 at 9:13 am
Hands Off That Razor, It’s No Shave November/Movember!

Why? Because we can.

It’s that time of month again. You know, the one where men will not let a single blade touch their face for a solid month. That’s right! November is the month where men like to raise awareness of facial hair and November.

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‘Nightmare Runner’ Free For iOS & Android

Posted by: on October 31, 2012 at 11:20 pm
‘Nightmare Runner’ Free For iOS & Android

Everyone has nightmares including monsters.

Ever have that one reoccurring nightmare where you’re running away from a monster that’s out to get you? It always happens when you least expect it and you can never fight back. CookieBit and ClockworkMonster kicked off its ginormous launching of their new game Nightmare Runner and they want you to relive that dream all over again. But this time around, you’re packing heat.

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One Lego To Rule Them All

Posted by: on October 30, 2012 at 11:13 pm
One Lego To Rule Them All

Hand held gamers, You shall pass.

Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and TT Games proudly announce the launch of LEGO The Lord of the Rings, available in stores today for the Nintendo DS, the Nintendo 3DS and for the PS Vita. Now the whole famn damily can take the role of their favorite Fellowship members in LEGO form as they embark to save Middle-earth. LEGO The Lord of the Rings will be available for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, the Wii and the PC on November 13, 2012.

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‘Primal Carnage’ Review: Hold On To Your Butts/Tails

Posted by: on October 29, 2012 at 2:35 pm
‘Primal Carnage’ Review: Hold On To Your Butts/Tails

LOL

Primal Carnage, a multiplayer game where anyone can choose to fight as a human or dinosaur, was released earlier today on Steam. You can bet your bottom dollar that when the word “dinosaur” and “video game” appear in the same sentence, I’m going to be reviewing the hell out of it.

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Akaneiro: Demon Hunters Reveals Shigemori River

Posted by: on October 18, 2012 at 11:34 am
Akaneiro: Demon Hunters Reveals Shigemori River

It’s hammer time.

Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your hut, or tent? Have you or your village seen a monster, troll or a demon? If the answer is yes, then don’t wait another minute. Pick up your soft brush and write the professionals. “Akanerio: Demon Hunters”. Our ceremonious and sufficient swords are on call from the first division of the hour of the rabbit to the fourth division of the hour of the pig to serve all of your supernatural elimination needs. We’re ready to believe you!

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Opening Weekend Movie Trailer Round Up!

Posted by: on October 17, 2012 at 11:32 pm
Opening Weekend Movie Trailer Round Up!

The quality of trailers you’re about to see.

It’s true what they say; trailers are the best part of the movie theater experience. Forget the over buttered popcorn that left you $10 poorer. Forget the movie you came to see. Movie trailers make the experience because most of the time, you’ll see a new one – and that’s exciting. Tonight, I’ll give you a little taste of that feeling with the trailers of this weekend’s opening movies.

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Virgin Mobile Paid My Phone Bill. Yep, You Heard Right

Posted by: on October 12, 2012 at 10:45 am
Virgin Mobile Paid My Phone Bill. Yep, You Heard Right

Would you still give someone a free month for being a murderer? I’m asking for a friend.

Virgin Mobile, the number one prepaid cell phone service in America, has done the unthinkable! The big-wigs at VM have decided to give certain account holders (specifically me) a free month of service. Is this a desperate act or a generous offer? And why me? Read the rest of this article…

Video Games Live Taking Over The World One Beat At A Time

Posted by: on October 8, 2012 at 2:28 pm
Video Games Live Taking Over The World One Beat At A Time

Duh da da da duh duh da duh da! That’s what it sounds like.

Video Games Live, an event featuring video game music performed by top of the top orchestras and choirs, is about to invade the world with its auditory awesomeness. Today, they’ve proudly announced their tour dates and celebrate by kicking off this week in Chile!

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