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Windows Phone 7.8 Review: Might As Well Buy A New Windows Phone

Posted by: on February 6, 2013 at 12:14 pm
Windows Phone 7.8 Review: Might As Well Buy A New Windows Phone

Cool! I can change tile sizes themes and…um.

After I preordered my Lumia 900, rumors of a new Lumia and Windows Phone OS started to blossom. It didn’t bother me until I found out that my phone was incompatible with Windows Phone 8. Nokia and Microsoft felt pretty bad about it, so they decided to create a small update to make us early adopters not feel left out. Well guess what guys, I still feel left out.

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3 Reasons Why ‘Super Wi-Fi’ Is Crap

Posted by: on February 5, 2013 at 10:17 pm
3 Reasons Why ‘Super Wi-Fi’ Is Crap

The US of Fi

The telecom industry you know and love (AT&T, T-Mobile, Intel, Qualcomm, etc) are sweating buckets over the governments plan to provide free Wi-Fi across the country. You might as well get out your sweat rag.

UPDATE: I’d like to thank the journalistic integrity of the Washington Post for spinning the super Wi-Fi into a huge media fabrication. Anyways, I stand by my original statement – it’s crap.

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Ghostbusters Review (iOS): The Best Mobile Ghostbusters Game Yet

Posted by: on January 28, 2013 at 7:38 pm
Ghostbusters Review (iOS): The Best Mobile Ghostbusters Game Yet

Who are you going to call…again?

Who knew Ghostbusters was popular enough to have another iOS game developed? Beeline Interactive must have hired a bunch of ghosthead developers because this iteration is the bees knees.

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Chevy Chase Is On Facebook, Hallelujah! Holy Shit!

Posted by: on January 28, 2013 at 12:16 pm
Chevy Chase Is On Facebook, Hallelujah! Holy Shit!

He’s nothing but a B.

One day while wasting time on Facebook, I was suggested to like Chevy Chase. Sure why not, I thought. He’s a funny guy even if he has been known to be a real Hawthorne. Seriously.

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Nintendo Is Out Of Touch With American Gamers

Posted by: on January 23, 2013 at 11:52 am
Nintendo Is Out Of Touch With American Gamers

Wind Waker HD. My point exactly.

You know it’s bad when an updated Gamecube game for the Wii U creates a huge buzz in the gaming community. Nintendo is notorious for rehashing the same brand over and over again. Why must they run everything into the ground?

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iPhone This, iPhone That: The CES iRoundup

Posted by: on January 9, 2013 at 9:02 pm
iPhone This, iPhone That: The CES iRoundup

Apple always crashes CES. What did they do this year?

While major and minor tech businesses are scrambling to impress investors at CES, Apple has been rather hush-hush. Well, except from these rumors/press releases seethed from the depths of Cupertino.

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Angry Birds Star Wars (iOS) Review: Full Of Pork

Posted by: on January 7, 2013 at 2:45 pm
Angry Birds Star Wars (iOS) Review: Full Of Pork

Worst cross over ever? Probably

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I was appointed to review Angry Birds Star Wars. And since then, I’ve been delaying this article for as long as I possibly could. It’s one thing to review a sequel that introduces new, improved game mechanics and an original story. It’s another thing to review a carbon copy with superficial changes that ruins an already over milked franchise.

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‘Knights & Dragons: Rise of the Dark Prince’ (iOS) Review: A Medieval Blast Or Another Microtransactional Blunder?

Posted by: on December 13, 2012 at 10:49 pm
‘Knights & Dragons: Rise of the Dark Prince’ (iOS) Review: A Medieval Blast Or Another Microtransactional Blunder?

Attack this generic looking dragon!

It seems like everyone is trying to cash in on developing microtransaction games these days. Gree, a mobile social gaming company who you’ve probably never heard of, released Knights & Dragons: Rise of the Dark Prince, a game you’ve also probably never heard of until now. I was lucky enough to snag a digi copy a few days prior. Will it be able to hold its own in an already over populated genre?

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3 Reasons Why You Should Avoid Black Friday

Posted by: on November 22, 2012 at 9:49 am
3 Reasons Why You Should Avoid Black Friday

The typical crowds for Black Friday.

CEO’s see Black Friday as the unofficial holiday of money. Employees brand Black Friday as the 9th circle of hell. And rabid shoppers see the day as an opportunity to purchase merchandise for dirt cheap. But is spending the entire day inside of a Wal-Mart worth the effort?

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Chevy Chase Is Community’s “Pierce Hawthorne”

Posted by: on November 21, 2012 at 11:22 pm
Chevy Chase Is Community’s “Pierce Hawthorne”

It’s true. Look at him. Spittin image.

If you haven’t been keeping up with your Hollywood gossip, then you should probably sit down. Or stand up, I don’t know your computer situation. If you haven’t heard it on the Twitterverse already, Chevy Chase has officially left the NBC series “Community”. And he’s been a real crabby McCrabster about it.

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