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L.A. Noire Launch Trailer Released.

Posted by: on May 12, 2011 at 4:04 pm
L.A. Noire Launch Trailer Released.

Well, the 17th can’t POSSIBLY come soon enough.
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The Hobbit – Production Back In Full Swing. Also, Cast Details And 20 Questions!

Posted by: on May 11, 2011 at 2:42 am
The Hobbit – Production Back In Full Swing.  Also, Cast Details And 20 Questions!

Well, as many already know, the filming of Sir Peter Jackson’s next foray in to Middle Earth was delayed by health issues at the beginning of 2011 and then, again, by the earthquake in New Zealand back in February of this year. We also know, at this time, that production has resumed and details are coming to light regarding the cast of the upcoming film.
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Ahhnold And The Predator Announce Separation

Posted by: on May 9, 2011 at 10:11 pm
Ahhnold And The Predator Announce Separation

Usually, I’m not in to celebrity gossip but in this case, I had to “dish”.
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Happy Mother’s Day From FEZ

Posted by: on May 8, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Happy Mother’s Day From FEZ

I’d say happy Mother’s Day to my own mother but she had a heart attack and died face down in a bowl of soup.

So…we at FleshEatingZipper would like to wish all the rest of the mothers out there a very happy Mother’s Day, 2011. For all of you we’ve banged, all of you we want to bang and all of you we’ll never get a chance to bang because you’re way too hot to ever talk to us, we wish you the very best. HOLY SHIT I HAVE A BIT OF RICE STUCK BETWEEN MY TEETH AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY!! ;OANPVU8APO8YGTFPOVFNLIA7TU;TLYGHA9I8TG;IBFNWVPOBTB

Movie Review – Thor

Posted by: on May 6, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Movie Review – Thor

This one, I’ve been waiting a while to see. I heard it was coming out and, being a fan of Norse mythology, I have been looking forward to it hitting the theaters so I could get down there and check it out.

I was in for a bit of a surprise!
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On The Phone – Stefan Pettersson From Expansive Worlds

Posted by: on May 3, 2011 at 8:34 pm
On The Phone – Stefan Pettersson From Expansive Worlds

I had an opportunity to sit down and have a nice talk with Stefan Pettersson, the CEO of Expansive Worlds. We talked about the amazing hunting sim called “The Hunter” and where things are going in the future.

After the jump, I have the conversation paraphrased along with the entire conversation in audio format.
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Ding Dong The Bitch Is Dead…I Mean…Uhm…The “Witch”…

Posted by: on May 1, 2011 at 9:09 pm
Ding Dong The Bitch Is Dead…I Mean…Uhm…The “Witch”…

That’s right, kiddies. Our favorite extremist and master of hide and seek, Osama Bin Laden, is dead.

He is no more.
He’s given up the ghost.
He’s at room temperature…

Tits up
Deceased
Expired
Gone to meet his maker
Joined the choir invisible

President Obama will be addressing the nation shortly but news at this time is that he’s dead, we (The U.S.) have his body and he got raped by a predator drone.

I’m gonna have a beer!

Update : Seems he did NOT get raped by a predator drone but was shot dead by U.S. forces.

HOTNESS!

Series Review – Body Of Proof

Posted by: on May 1, 2011 at 1:21 am
Series Review – Body Of Proof

Yet another procedural cop drama…
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The Hunter – Game Update And Supplemental Review

Posted by: on April 28, 2011 at 5:35 pm
The Hunter – Game Update And Supplemental Review

So I’ve been playing this game for a while now and have had a chance to really get a feel for the mechanics and overall gameplay. As I said in my last review I am not, at all, a fan of “hunting games” so when I first got this game and tried it I was pretty skeptical going in to the experience.

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Michael B. Jordan To Lend Voice Talent To The Gears Of War Franchise

Posted by: on April 24, 2011 at 9:30 am
Michael B. Jordan To Lend Voice Talent To The Gears Of War Franchise

The actor, best known as Vince Howard from Friday Night Lights will be the voice of Jace Stratton.
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