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The Ghostbusters Are Back! (In Theaters)
This is a test. I’m going to ask you a couple questions. Answer the first thing that comes to mind. Do you believe in UFOs, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? Only if there’s a steady paycheck? Ok. Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Only when you smoke pot, fair enough. Do you believe that the original Ghostbusters film will be returning to theaters this October? Yes? You deserve a Snickers.
“Like” OnLive, Get Batman: Arkham Asylum for 99¢
If you haven’t tried out the world’s highest performance GOD service (Games On Demand), now would be the time. If you “like” the company that delivers the latest high-end titles over the interwebs to your TV and/or computer by Labor Day, OnLive will give everyone Batman: Arkham Asylum for 99¢. As of right now, the page has 40,364 likes — it’s only a matter of time. So get your clicky finger warmed up and start liking, people!
The Indie Game Quick-Pick Vol. 1
In a world where Call Of Duty replicas rule the gaming industry, many have been called to stand up for creativity, originality, and humor to develop inspiring or creepy video games. FleshEatingZipper will spread the good word of indie gaming, whether it be awesome or not.
Sometimes simplicity wins over complexity. Sometimes. Today I will be showcasing three different web-based indie games that strive on it’s simplicity. You won’t need a controller or joystiq. You won’t need the latest and greatest graphics card. And lastly, you won’t find violence, sex, or illegal substances in these games. If that sentence didn’t eliminate 85% of our readers, I don’t know what will. I digress — these three games struck a cord with me. Perhaps it’s the odd and unconventional stories the developers wrote. Before I go any deeper and alienate even more readers, let’s jump into the first game! Read the rest of this article…
P90X2 Will Slim You And Your Wallet
As a P90X alum, it’s fair to say that I am excited for the next iteration of pain and sweat. The mere fact that the series has blown up across the country and world like a wild fire shows how awesomely it works. For those individuals like me, you’re probably bored of P90X (and P90X+) and want something more…challenging. Beachbody, the mother company that watches over anything P90X related, has just the solution for us — but for a price that might make your wallet smaller than your waist. Find out more after the break!
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Google Catalog Will Turn You Into A Flaming Fashionisto
What’s this? Google’s offering a new way for consumers to spend more time on the toilet? Holy app-le sauce, I can finally stop stealing my sisters catalogs! For those with iPads (sorry, but no love for Android tablet users) you can now download Google Catalog, a digital library of catalogs ranging from apparel to house warming gifts, for free. Now that I have an iPad to call my own, I decided to try it on for size. Find out how big my butt looks after the break!
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Happy Team America Reference Day!
It’s that time of year again where friends and families join to celebrate the old Red, White, and Blue by watching fireworks, BBQing, and quoting just about every line from Team America: World Police. I’m not sure what gets old faster, a 30 minute firework show, that one annoying neighbor who continues to talk to you even though your body language is screaming “get away”, or that guy yelling, “America, Fuck Yeah!” while chugging a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
Nevertheless, stay safe out there and remember: the founding fathers of this great nation fought for our freedom to celebrate this and any day however retarded it might just be. The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered… deeply…finally…and…who am I kidding? AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
P90X2? Shut Up And Take My Money, Tony Horton
P90X, the intense 90 day workout program that’s been taking over the world for the last six years is now returning for another round of insanity. Tony Horton, creator of the popular muscle confusion series, also returns to help keep you focused (or annoyed) through a more agonizing 90 day cycle. So when’s the fat going to hit the fan? Find out after the break!
ToeJam & Earl Is The Greatest Console-Exclusive Game Ever Made, Period
This week, the FleshEatingZipper Staff is writing about their favorite console-exclusive games, ever! Agree or disagree in the comments below!
I’m taking us all the way back into the golden age of gaming to pick the greatest console-exclusive gamer ever. That’s right, I’m talking about a little game called ToeJam & Earl, baby. OH, YEAH!
Ryan Dunn’s “Living Will” Film Makes It Awkward For Everyone
The interwebs have been blasting with news of yet another fatal car crash. This time it happened to everyones favorite Jackass member. Although that’s like saying the skunk spray bean is your favorite BeanBoozled JellyBelly flavor. Regardless, after trolling through youtube for clips to help inspire an article after hours of having writers block, I fell upon a very interesting movie trailer made by the Zach Galifianakis stunt double. Check it out after the break.
My 90’s Crush: Misty
This week, the FleshEatingZipper staff writes about their crushes from the Bill Clinton, Arsenio Hall, and Gangster’s Paradise-esque 1990′s!
While most male teenagers were attracted to pop stars, actresses, and other real people, I was busy crushing on the gym leader of Cerulean City: Misty from Pokémon. That’s right, I was infatuated with a cartoon character. And I’m not ashamed.
