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E-mail Providers To Block Male Enhancing Spam, 1/4 Population Bummed
Many familiar e-mail clients (AOL, Yahoo, Google, and Microsoft to name a few) have decided to join forces and defend your inbox from the horrible wrath of phishing and spam. Cutting-edge standards that will rid the world of technological scum are being enforced by a newly formed coalition called the Domain-based Message Authentication. What everyone seems to be forgetting is how hard this will hit that quarter of the population who actually want their genitalia larger, help a Nigerian king, or to remind PayPal of their social security number.
Ferris Bueller 2 Trailer On Super Bowl Sunday? Oh, Yeah. (Updated)
Day, bow-bow. That’s right ladies and gents, Ferris looks to be back in action after 20 years (or so). The teaser, which was virally released yesterday, gives us a taste of what to expect on Super Bowl Sunday. And what should we expect but a wonderful, 2 minute trailer of Ferris ditching his grown up job and family to wreck havoc in Chicago with Cameron. Well, hopefully it’ll have more substance than that. Check out the teaser below. So beautiful.
Update: Bad news, folks. The teaser is actually for a Honda CR-V commercial. Watch the full commercial, here.
Nintendo Announces 2D Mario Game For 3DS. Wait, What?
As Nintendo was briefing it’s lackluster financial results yesterday, president Satoru Iwata quickly announced a brand spanking new Mario title! The untitled game, which is supposed to be in 2D, will be released for the 3DS sometime next year. So let me get this straight. Nintendo is milking the Mario franchise (again) in 2D for an already failing 3D handheld gaming device? And they’re wondering why money’s going down the drain (cue pipe-entrance SFX).
Virgin Mobile To Reduce Unlimited Data
Virgin Mobile’s all-you-can-eat data plan has apparently run it’s last course. Beginning March 23rd, VM will throttle the living piss out of their phones across the United States when data usage spills over 2.5GB’s. This will certainly put a damper on people who pay $25 or $35/month for an unlimited hot spot. What can you expect to happen once the dreaded date arrives? How will you be affected? And is Virgin Mobile really after your data cherry? I tried so hard to fit in a virgin joke and it failed miserably. Dammit.
The Best Of “Shit People Say”
It all began with a video titled “Shit Girls Say“. Much like a bad case of herpes started in a dormitory at Arizona State University, the video spread across the entire interwebs in less than a week. Not too soon after the video went viral, multiple spin-offs were created by different people for different people. You’ll notice every video starts off with the person titled saying unintelligent, repetitive, yet endearing things that’ll make you say laugh, cry or close the window. Most fall flat but with some investigating and several shots of Johnnie Walker, we here at FleshEatingZipper found the top 5 shit people say videos!
Rocksteady’s Next Game Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Maybe.
Rumor has it that Rocksteady, the developer who redefined Batman and stealth gaming, is working on a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game. If that didn’t give you goose bumps, the dirty rumors after the break will.
File Sharing Disabled For FileSonic, FileServe & More
Well, it was only a matter of time. As inevitable as it seems, file sharing websites similar to Megaupload might follow suit. After witnessing the capture of Mr. Dotcom, owners of many file sharing sites are frantically disabling that “evil” functionality — allowing the user to upload and download personal items. I can only imagine people wanting to share high resolution pictures of certain events to friends and family through FileSonic but being forced to individually attach said photos to 30 different e-mails instead. I’m still bitter.
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“Unsupervised” Unimpressive
You’d think an animated series that features the voices of Justin Long, Kristen Bell, Fred Armisen (SNL), David Hornsby (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Romany Malco (40 Year Old Virgin), and the gang from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia helming the project would be a dream come true. Even with all of that talent, Unsupervised expels its boring mess of teenage desperate jokes we heard back in high school.
How To Prepare & Survive Tough Mudder
You’ve decided to sign your life away to the half-marathon full of obstacles designed by British Special Forces. But what’s this? You have no idea what to wear, what to bring, or what to expect? Count yourself lucky because this FleshEatingZipper editor has experienced the pain, the triumph, and the pain again of Tough Mudder. Read the rest of this article…
OnLive Desktop For iOS Review
Remember OnLive, the games on demand streaming service? Well, this time they’re back at it again but this time OnLive is taking over your remote desktop. Today, the hard working folks at OnLive released an iOS app “service that provides a seamless, no-compromise, instant-response cloud-based PC desktop”. Whew, that’s a lot of hyphons! So, is it worth the download? Find out after the break! Read the rest of this article…
