Warm Bodies Review: Zombie Love
A guy walks into a pharmacy and sees a girl. It’s love at first sight. So he eats the eats the girl’s boyfriend, kidnaps her, takes her home, and forces her to listen to his vinyl collection until she falls in love with him. That’s the plot of Warm Bodies in a nutshell, and you know what? It’s still a more psychologically sound basis for romantic relationship than anything that was depicted in the Twilight franchise.
Finally, Warner Brothers Brings Us An Entourage Movie To Send The Series Out In Style
Eight seasons and a movie!
It’s been nearly a decade since Entourage took to HBO’s airwaves (or cable waves?) to bring us a slightly fudged story of how one gets big in Hollywood. Following rising star Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier) and his friends from New York through all the misogyny, drug use, and frenzied movie deals that reportedly come with the rise of a blockbuster actor, we were left with a pretty dull thud of a final season. Loosely modeled after Mark Wahlberg’s real-life adventures of moving on up through the celebrity mosh pit, there were hopes that any last dollars in the Entourage bank would be put towards a film to tie up all the loose ends. Well, it’s finally coming.
Best Pre-Super Bowl Commercials You Can Watch Right Now!
Robin Williams is a tough coach!
Like many others out there, my favorite part of the Super Bowl is the commercials. Every year I get excited around this time and see what’s been released early. Last year is was the year of teasers for commercials and this year it seems to be about the same, except we are seeing trailers that are either just as long as the commercial would be or longer, seriously. There was one big surprise to me that made my list and that was Go Daddy. One of their commercials is no at all raunchy and really funny. Read the rest of this article…
Chevy Chase Is On Facebook, Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
One day while wasting time on Facebook, I was suggested to like Chevy Chase. Sure why not, I thought. He’s a funny guy even if he has been known to be a real Hawthorne. Seriously.
‘Cosmopolis’ Review: Everything He Wants And Nothing He Needs
It’s lonely at the top.
I can see why people can’t stand Robert Pattinson: he gets to be with Kristen Stewart every night. It’s okay, I know the feeling. I haven’t even seen the Twilight films and I know. I simply know. As the hyper-arrogant CEO of a financial institution, Pattinson does well to portray a young man living in a world just beyond his reach where every obstacle is merely some complex math equation away from resolution. Here, Pattinson’s Eric Packer just wants to get across town for a haircut. Too bad everything just seems to get in the way.
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Review: Burn It with Fire
Hollywood is really nothing more than a giant game of incestuous grab ass. Every time an exec at one of the major studios has a moderately interesting brain fart, it leaks out and the rest of the industry scrambles to catch up. I think no trend illustrates that point better than the recent spate of fairy tale based movies Hollywood has begun churning out in the wake of Warner Bros’ take on Little Red Riding Hood and Universal’s darker take on Snow White. Before this trend exhausts itself, I’m sure we’ll see gritty reboots of Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, and Pinocchio. This weekend, however, we get Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, writer/director Tommy Wirkola’s attempt to splice The Brothers Grimm with Sam Raimi’s Army of Darkness.
Parker Review: Fuck You, Jennifer Lopez
Does anyone in Hollywood have a better job than Jason Statham? Sure, there are superior actors out there. Sure, there are more bankable stars out there. But no one gets to play bad asses as consistently as Statham does. He’s one of the last real action stars left in Hollywood. His movies are visceral, brutal, and charmingly stupid. Statham’s great, his movies are great. Parker, Statham’s latest movie, also looked great, but then Jennifer Lopez had to come in and ruin it.
I Don’t Want J.J. Abrams To Direct Star Wars
No.
Word is quickly flying around that TV producer/Star Trek director J.J. Abrams is all but set to direct the newest Star Wars film, Episode VII, currently being scribed by Toy Story 3/Little Miss Sunshine writer Michael Arndt. I have faith in Arndt’s ability to create a compelling story worthy of the lore (although that bar is pretty low at this point), but the idea of J.J. Abrams crossing the streams between Star Wars and Star Trek franchises, a dangerous kind of cross-pollination that shouldn’t exist amongst these fictional fiefdoms, is scary. Episode VII can only be less because of Abrams.
Adult Swim Puts Banned Dexter’s Laboratory Episode Online
DEEDEE! But seriously, cut it out.
I didn’t get Cartoon Network until I was almost a teenager, but I loved Dexter’s Laboratory. Eccentric and wild-brained Dexter just wants to build crazy stuff and is held in check by his malicious-or-well-intending dopey sister Deedee in episode after episode. They did a number of these things and then did a second run years later – which always fails in cartoons, always – but in its heyday under the watchful eye of Genndy Tartakovsky, produced an episode so harsh that they prohibited it from ever airing on the CN.
Until now.
…and I’ve got it embedded below.
Dredd is Doing Awesome in Blu-Ray/DVD Sales!
Go buy this movie now!
Dredd is one of those movies with a bad marketing strategy. It was trying to cash in on the whole 3D hype that is going on and it came out in September which is the month that we usually see terrible movies. Fortunately it’s not a crappy movie and we gave it 9/10 saying, “Dredd is an unpretentious, super-violent, super-fun, blood-and-guts thrill ride.” Read the rest of this article…
