Chevy Chase Is Community’s “Pierce Hawthorne”
It’s true. Look at him. Spittin image.
If you haven’t been keeping up with your Hollywood gossip, then you should probably sit down. Or stand up, I don’t know your computer situation. If you haven’t heard it on the Twitterverse already, Chevy Chase has officially left the NBC series “Community”. And he’s been a real crabby McCrabster about it.
How To Destroy New Angels’ New EP? The Omen? Garbage.
Everyone’s face is blurred out because they’re trying to disassociate from the band? I mean, it makes sense.
I like Nine Inch Nails, you should, too. As a bigger fan of Trent Reznor’s “The Fragile” and beyond, the minimalist sound of his Ghosts album makes far more sense to me than to someone who loved his overproduced work earlier on, namely on The Downward Spiral. Have you seen a video of him during his Downward Spiral work? Dude was caked up on drugs and swirling around the place with his bandmates. I think the floor was even coated in weird fluids for whatever reason. Well, anyway, Trent Reznor and his band, formed with wife Marqueen Maandig and long-time producer Atticus Ross (along with another dude whom I didn’t research), was pretty hot on their first EP, but their latest release, The Omen, another EP, is a far cry from that. What are they doing over there?
Dexter Season 7 Episode 8 Recap – “Argentina”
What do you mean you won’t kill your girlfriend for me?
Ah love. What a crazy little thing. Love makes the world go ’round. It’s a many splendored thing, whatever “splendored” means. Love, they say, is all you need. But for Dexter, love is just plain complicated. Especially when it comes to Dexter’s girlfriend, Dexter’s sister, Dexter’s step kids, and, well, just read this spoiler-filled recap of Episode 8 to find out what else. You’ll “love” it!
‘A Scanner Darkly’ Review: A Classic Animated Tale About Drugs
Watching these guys attempt to fix a car is literally art in motion.
You don’t need to be a fanatic about science fiction to know about Philip K. Dick’s work. Blade Runner, Total Recall, Minority Report, The Adjustment Bureau and many others are all adaptations of his work. Dick, while paranoid enough to avoid seeking help after a stroke that would lead to his death, was a benefactor of the genre, drafting many elements that we see as commonplace from his imagination. In 2005, Warner Independent Pictures unveiled the then-latest adaptation of his work, a far more literal interpretation than other previous flicks with a fraction of the budget – a mere $8 million – by filmmaker Richard Linklater (Before Sunset, School of Rock, Bernie). As soon as I saw the trailer (below) I wanted in.
‘The Walking Dead’ Review: Season 3, Episode 6 – “Hounded”
Why won’t Andrea just leave? Because she wants The Governor’s governor.
The Walking Dead’s shrieking third season rolls on with an awesome new episode. Paths are starting to cross between our two camps and the action is starting to ramp up. Let’s dig in, shall we? As always: SPOILERS!
The Comedy Review: Portrait of an Asshole
Their boredom at being in this movie rivals my boredom in being forced to watch it.
Given enough time, any successful comedian will attempt to branch out and do drama. With The Comedy, Tim Heidecker (one-half of the Tim and Eric comedy duo) throws his hat in the dramatic ring. Eric Wareheim is also along for the ride here, too, but he’s given a small supporting role. Given that the comedy of Tim and Eric left us absolutely baffled in the past, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that I don’t quite know what to make of their attempt at drama. Is The Comedy actually a merciless satire of shiftless, obnoxious hipsters? Is it supposed to be a sympathetic character study of self-consciously disaffected upper-class snob? Or is it something in between? I occasionally pondered these questions while watching The Comedy, but by the time the movie faded to black, I didn’t care anymore. The Comedy is nothing more than the portrait of an asshole.
9 Minute ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Preview Coming to IMAX
It’s the Starf Leet members.
Are you a big fan of Star Trek and want to be the first to see some of the new movie, Star Trek Into Darkness? You may have a chance if there is an IMAX theater near you! This first-look at the movie will play in approximately 500 digital IMAX 3D theaters beginning December 14th. Read the rest of this article…
Tom Hardy To Play Sam Fisher In Splinter Cell Movie
You’d better not hose this up, Hardy!
Righteous indignation. This is the best way I can describe what I felt when I learned at E3 that Michael Ironside would not be voicing Sam Fisher in the latest Splinter Cell game. Seething nerd rage is what I felt when I found out why…
Because they needed someone young and fit for the role because they needed to do mo-cap. WHAT?! You’re not mocapping his voice, you slack-jawed morons!
Now, I am hearing he’ll have nothing to do with the film, either? Wow.
Sleep Tight Review: Hey! A Horror Movie That Isn’t Based on a Found Footage Concept!
Warning: This review contains massive spoilers.
In 2007, the directing duo of Juame Balagueró and Paco Plaza made a big splash into the horror scene when they released Rec, the first movie to combine the zombie genre with the found footage genre. They went on to further line their pockets when they released a successful sequel in 2009. But then the co-directors went their separate ways. Paco Plaza proceeded to pull down his trousers and squirt out the hot, slimy piece shit that was [Rec] 3: Genesis, and Juame Balagueró turned his talents toward producing Sleep Tight, a discomforting, creepy little horror gem. The understated brilliance of this movie settles the question of which side of the Rec collaboration contained all of the creative talent.
‘The Walking Dead’ Review: Season 3, Episode 5 – “Say The Word”
You’re so hot when you’re about murdering zombies.
Last week, we covered The Walking Dead’s third season up until now. With episode five now in the pipe, it’s time to move right along! Spoilers!


