Can’t Marathon 6 Star Wars Films? Just Watch Them All At Once!
All of these things, happening at once.
Sometimes you’re just too busy to tackle the arc of Anakin Skywalker end-to-end, which takes hours and hours and you’ve got other things to do. Perhaps, just maybe, you don’t want to deal with the individual… issues of those prequel films. Don’t fret! Before the inevitable takedown notice, you can watch all of Star Wars playing in full 1080p! Why, I’ve even included it below!
Penny Arcade’s Mike Krahulik Spends 50 Minutes Reading Names, Chasing Ducks
Not a great idea now, is it?!
Kickstarter Reward: Gabe will shout out your name as he chases a duck
By pledging at least $1 to Penny Arcade’s Kickstarter, you were to be immortalized in video as Mike Krahulik read your name while chasing a duck. For those ever-patient, you can spend fifty-one minutes watching Mike read off those 2,541 names.
Roger Ebert Is Dead. (1942-2013)
The world’s great film critic is now gone.
Despite a cautiously optimistic post yesterday announcing a break from his film critic profession, the Chicago Sun-Times has announced that the world’s most influential film critic has passed away at the age of 70.
New Trailer For ‘The Great Gatsby’ Licks Your Eyeballs With Visual Candy
The graphic design in these promo posters is oh, so great.
It’s a weird day when you’re pining to see a Baz Luhrmann film. Unlike most of you guys, I didn’t get to read The Great Gatsby in high school and since I didn’t, I never bothered to read it afterward, either. Apparently it’s a big deal, an incredible story of a man who will go to some pretty extreme lengths to impress a girl. Or something, I don’t know.
‘Only God Forgives’ Red Band Trailer: From Ryan Gosling And Writer, Director Of ‘Drive’
He is dragging a man by his mouth.
If you were around in 2011 and the hyper-violent thriller Drive wasn’t in your top ten favorite flicks, I don’t know if we can be friends. …okay, so now that all those people have left, it’s time to unveil Nicolas Winding Refn’s latest film, starring Ryan Gosling, yet again, as a sociopathic killer. I don’t see the problem here.
‘Strip Search’ Recap: Season 1, Episode 10 “Elimination #3”
It’s time for the Eliminator!
A few months ago, Penny Arcade’s Mike Krahulik (Gabe) had teased about an elimination episode that he became emotional wreck deciding to eliminate a contestant. I’d actually forgotten about it until tonight because this is that episode.
Disney/Pixar Tease ‘Finding Dory’, Due Out November 25, 2015
Is she lost? Is that a question?
Looks like Conan O’Brien is gonna have company! Taking place a year after the original Finding Nemo, and releasing twelve years after that film, Disney and Pixar’s newly unveiled animated feature will once-again star Ellen Degeneres as the blue fish with short-term memory issues. I’m actually kinda excited despite not really enjoying Finding Nemo when it released.
‘House Of Cards’ Coming To DVD/Blu-ray In June Because Money Is To Be Made
Francis wheels and deals on shiny discs soon enough.
Watching House of Cards over the course of two days (and loving it), it had never crossed my mind that at some point, the rights to the physical release may have been purchased. Well, turns out Sony bought them from Media Rights Capital, the group who owns House of Cards, and will be bringing the series to all your traditional shiny discs on June 11th because, sadly, it’s still not the future in some places.
‘Pineapple Express 2’ Coming Out? Oh Wait, What Day is it Again?
A sequel, you say?
Y’know, after telling yourself everything on the internet is an April Fools’ joke over and over, you sometimes get caught thinking you’ve stumbled upon something real. That was my initial thought when I clicked the play button for Pineapple Express 2. I quickly gathered what it was for before they flashed the “April Fools” at us. Read the rest of this article…
Movie Dump-Bin Review: Mafia (2011)
Oh Robert Patrick, you can do better than this!
We at FleshEatingZipper receive a number of straight-to-DVD releases that wind up going straight to the Movie Dump-Bin, a special purgatory that serves as a home to D-list celebrities and the worst possible moviemaking you can possibly imagine. Sometimes these films come close to earning their wings, but most are of the ilk that should never be reasoned with…
